Gobsmacked 11 (Unfinity)

Enchant nonland permanent As this Aura enters, choose a person outside the game. As long as you can see the chosen person from your seat, enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.

NM - $0.50
LP - $0.50
MP - $0.50
HP - $0.50
DMG - $0.50