Emcee 3 (Unsanctioned)

Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

NM - $0.70
LP - $0.70
MP - $0.70
HP - $0.70
DMG - $0.70